Friday, 10 April 2015

THE TALES OF THE INNOCENT MIGINGO (Part 5)

“The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.” Tom Bodett 

The first week in Ochok Primary School was not a very easy one; I could neither understand anybody nor could I be understood. Language barrier had its true meaning then. I remember greeting the mucus lady “Habari yako? (How are you?)”; and the response was laugher and mockery. “Winjeuru ni owacho ni Obari (Listen to him; he’s saying Obari)”. I felt bullied by these girls leave alone the boys. The boys here were huge with skins which were as dry as firewood. Their protruding veins were running around the body like some wild spider webs. Almost every child in my class was rafuok (missing the front teeth). Ochok had only one stream unlike my prestigious Soy School which had three streams. This was a week where my mental faculty was engaged in comparing and contrasting; Soy was way above Ochok – why lie?

That week took a tall on me when I developed some running nose. Mom shouted “Athung’a omako nyathini; luonguru Agneta” (This kid has developed running nose; call Agneta). Agneta was (and still is) my paternal auntie. She was specialized in dealing with such minor cases as running nose, joint pains, dizziness etc. My case was well within her docket. She did not come but I rather was the one taken to her home just adjuscent to the village market. A seat was brought in the yard which mom sat on. “Jakotuol ituo?” (Jakotuol are you sick?), she asked while touching me everywhere. My apparatus froze in fear of an anticipated touch – it was safe. All her questions went without my response since I had no knowledge of Dholuo. Mom (Nyaguti) was the one responding to all of them all this time while carrying me on her laps like a baby. Such treatment from Nyaguti only aroused my suspicion; something fishy was obviously cooking. I knew these two women had a surprise, for me, under their sleeves. Mom knew that I was experienced at disappearing when needed most and therefore she could let me go no matter how much I tried.

Agneta disappeared into her kitchen for close to thirty minutes only to reappear with a pot full of some nasty smelling boiling substance – it was absolutely not chicken soup. She left it right there in front of us and sublimed into her bedroom only to resurface with a kalara blanket. She gestured to Nyaguti who then held my head facing up as if to expect a peck on my lips – let me just call it a kiss; Agneta then brought herself closer and closer and closer to my mouth. At the back of my mind I was praying that she does not kiss me; I would be afraid to narrate the story of my first kiss to anybody!! Her mouth landed on my running nose and like a sewer exhauster, she pulled all the idle substance from my innocent nose until I heard something like a bell ringing in my head. That was strange. I closed my eyes for close to 10 seconds as I did not want to see nor hear what happened to the “subject matter”. The look on my mom’s face betrayed Agneta – the rest is history. Having completed the first step, Agneta took me on her laps, holding me tightly, she beckoned mom to move the hot pot closer to us. Mom then covered both of us with the kalara blanket as Agneta opened the lid to the pot with the irritating boiling substance. I started shouting for help “Baba!! Baba!! Baba!!!” before I was reminded that Baba was in Vihiga and could not hear my voice. I sweated from the irritating smell and heat. Every opening in my body produced one of its kind; tears from the eyes; sweat from the skin; saliva from the mouth; very little white matter from the nose; susu from the apparatus and even my sitting allowance did the obvious though in gaseous form. That was the true meaning of torture. I was released from that blanket prison after about ten long minutes. That is what they called afita. It was meant to detoxify me from every unwanted element unjustifiably inhabiting my innocent body. The price I pay was surely overwhelming.

The following day I was woken up at about 6:30am to join the rest in tilling orundu. Orundu is a small garden in the backyard which should be tilled by the women. Under no circumstance should a man be found masquerading around orundu. “Kau kwer (Take a jembe)” mom said softly. I never knew that before going to school one had to pass by the barckyard farm to do some farming. We had no labourers to take care of the shamba unlike Vihiga - we had to till it ourselves. I also helped in chasing houseflies while mom was milking the only indigenous productive cow in the homestead. The tits were so tiny unlike the ones I was used to; this one was not even given some hay as a reward. It was just being milked for free!

That morning I went to school very early only to be shocked at finding my fellow pupils sweeping the school compound and the classrooms. Nobody prepared me for all these. Then came the inspection at the assembly. Everybody was shaven to the skull except me. The ladies looked funny without hair. My happiest moment was when I realized that I was the only one in shoes; the rest of the school was walking barefoot with souls that looked like crocodile skin. They could walk barefoot without feeling any pain with toes looking like that instrument Obel Sibuth would use to forcefully sweep sinners to the hottest part of the hell fire. Obel Sibuth is a Luo man who, according to Luo elders, is in charge of hell.

Our class teacher was late for the first lesson only to send another teacher with the instructions “Japuonju olewo – gouru sigana” (Your teacher is late – get engaged in story telling). One child would stand and give a story about the cunning hare and the tortoise; hair and the elephant etc. Basically all stories were about the hair and some other stupid animal. They were indeed very interesting to the town boy.

That weekend; I was introduced to the Reru Roman Catholic church teacher, Asingo, by Mom and without my permission she enrolled me in what they called “Confirmation Class”. I was happy to attend the church for the first time in my infant life. I had never walked my way to church before. In fact the last time I was in church was when I was baptized by a white Priest from Bar Korwa Parish. I was given my “Christian” name Henry to add to my odd traditional names - Migingo Onyore. The name Onyore died a natural death at that pulpit. Asingo was an old man who had seven boys who were primary school teachers. They later doubled up as confirmation class teachers.

Reru Catholic Church had no priest so we had to walk for two hours to Bar Korwa Parish every Saturday morning and return in the evening. We did that for close to six months before Reru Church became a parish. The Bar Korwa Teacher was an Englishman who was twanging Luo language like kunde na mrenda; I therefore came out with almost nothing. When I joined the same classes in the new Reru Parish, one of the Asingo sons realized that I had very little knowledge of the “Mary mother of God” stuff. He shouted at me to stand up and recite several prayer lines alone. I knew every other thing except one; the one I never knew is what Asingo Jnr wanted me to recite over and over again. It was not easy:

Misawa Maria ipong gi nema. Ruoth obed kodi. Ijahawi kuom mom, kendo Jesus nyathini be jawahi. Maria mtakatifu,  min Nyasaye, Ikwanwa wan joketho, kawuono e kartho. Amen.”

(“Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen”)

This one I got but the “Apostles Creed” was an elephant to me; I did my level best but was stuck in the very first paragraph. Asingo Jnr then canned me thoroughly in front of the pew as he threw insults at me. That was the last time I went to that Confirmation Class thing. I never told my mom what happened. If that is what they called church; I was completely done with it. I handed over my Rosary and every other confirmation gymnastics to mum. That is how I was done with church.

Having been through with the church stuff; my weekends began to be very free. I developed deep friendship with my cousin, Peter Omondi Dwero; we used to call him Nyakalkada due to the fact that he knew how to make the polythene balls and feya or katunja. Nyakaldada was going to dad’s church – Nomiya Luo Church also known as Kowalo. One day he managed to drag me there and what I had made me deprived me of my peace throughout the service. These human beings really knew how to twist the Bible. The pastor, Josiya Ralingo, preached tactfully:

Pastor: For without the shedding of blood, there is no forgiveness of sin!!!
Congregation: Amina!!! Hiiii!! Hiii!!
Pastor: That is why we Kowalo people must shed blood for the atonement of our sins!!!
Congregation: Kamanooo (YES in capital letters). Hii!!! Hii!!! (a few added some strange tongue which was obviously not Dholuo).
Pastor:  Ema omiyo nyaka wandus nyithiwa duto mayawuowi eka wabed jomaler (That’s why we have to circumcise our young boys in order to be clean)

I disappeared never to go back there again. I knew somebody was targeting Migingo and his noble apparatus.

News reached me that dad was at home waiting to see me and he would be around for close to one week. I felt some shivers in my backbone as if somebody had poured ice on me. I knew I was in the deepest Goliath shit. I had disobeyed the commander in chief of the unarmed Awat family; an offence that was punishable by many strokes of the cane. That day I got glued in my step grandmother’s house till Gorety came for me. Her name was Alseba. Gorety asked me to hip all the blames on her as she knew how to deal with dad better.

Whatever happened to me after that made me forget all my names; the only names ringing at the back of my head were Daniel Dodington Awat Mango son of Stella my beloved but long dead grandmother. Dad lifted me with my ears with my toes slightly touching the ground. The old man was furious! This thing was not just spontaneous, like the post election violence, it had been planned over a period of time in Vihiga. Then followed chapter two of the discipline – serious running around the yard ten times. After the ten laps, I was ordered as per his custom “Gona sarut! (Salut me!)”. This army job must have made my old man go crazy. “Why did you disappear when we were to return to Vihiga?” the case began. There is nowhere in the world where punishment came ahead of the case apart from the Awat Kingdom. “It was Goretty” I replied as a slap landed across my chick. Blame shifting was a wrong move. Goretty ran forward and lay on the ground in anticipation of some strokes. “Dad, before you cane me; I have something to say” Shouted the innocent girl. “Say fast!” Dad retorted. With a soft but firm voice she responded “Dad, I love you”. I had never seen my dad as confused as he was that day. He did not know what to do with her after that. “Nyaguti, kawe idhi ichwade oko” (Nyaguti take her and cane her outside) Dad whispered to mom. I was given one more send off stroke before I sublimed into the kitchen.

Yours in sublimation,


Migingo Awat

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