Thursday, 16 April 2015

THE TALES OF THE INNOCENT MIGINGO (Part 12)

Having cleared the dirty cleaning work, I went back to the dorm to prepare for the morning classes. I dressed very fast in my oversize, trouser, shirt and shoes. Dad had insisted, against my will, on buying the oversize attire with the notion that they will eventually fit me. “You’ll grow in them” he insisted. As a building engineer, he had obviously done a lot of cost-benefit analysis and he believed that the same uniform would carry me through to form four. “Ne uru nyathini – lau oruake” (Look at this kid – the clothes are putting him on) Odeny shouted. That was to say, I had disappeared in the clothes. I had to practice the art of pulling the trouser over and over again so as to confirm its existence. That is how I started wearing high waist and pulling my trousers – a habit which has refused to leave me to date.

The Bully, Odeny had very queer behavior among them kicking his kombora mug (Kombora is an empty drug/magarene container) right from the dormitory up to the dining hall. This was the same kombora that Ja Boma a.k.a JB, the strict cook, would serve him his porridge in. To fill a kombora required JB to deep his service mug into the source of the rare liquid four times – something he would never do easily. This was the point where Odeny would refuse to move from the queue – his kombora had to be filled before moving – a fact that gave him continuous problems with Obunga a.ka Ong’a, Bungero, the Deputy Principal. Ong’a was everybody’s nightmare; no one wanted to cross the paths of this huge man with eyes exactly resembling that of Mark Henry, the WWE wrester. The phrase “Mr. Obunga is calling you” could only be described as horrific for lack of a better word. He had no facial expression making it difficult to scan his mood at any given time.

I didn’t like the thick white porridge; it had funny taste of thuth (beetles), cockroach and other funny insects coupled together….but that was just for the first week. On that first morning, I wondered why form twos were dilly dallying in the dining hall. Since I did not see the need of joining the bandwagon, I decided to take my porridge while sitting on my bed in the dormitory. “Ja form one, kelna Makati akuota kanyo” (a form one, bring me quarter loaf of bread over there), Odeny shouted. A full loaf of bread was retailing at seven Kenya shillings but the traders across the school fence would make a kill with two shillings and fifty cents for a quarter loaf. I wondered why Odeny insisted on calling me a form one while I was in form two – shame on him. Otherwise, I went and bought him the quarter at my cost. Then another cartoon roared from a separate corner “An bende kelna” (Bring me too). I went out and disappeared to the classes. Then is when I understood why form two’s preferred staying the hall forever.

In our class, we had a guy known as Oile. He was short, fat and somehow difficult in a way. He surely knew how to cram during the exam period and if anything would refuse to stick to his pathetic skull, he would hit the wall, several times then get back to books as if nothing happened. One of the things giving him trouble was “Dichotomous Key” in Biology – a topic that I was too good in. Another Character was Patric Omondo Ogwari, my desk mate; he would shout a big “amen” during preps after reading a powerful point in the “In Touch Kenya” bible materials. I had introduced him to the same Postal Bible Study, which he used to enjoy very much. John Ombajo, George Okeyo and, I think, John Omindo was also with me in the same stream. The only person whom I can’t remember his whereabouts but later featured prominently was George Orinda. He was nicknamed Unoka after a very unfamiliar Character in Chinua Achebe’s book “Things Fall Apart”. This was the literature book we studied in form two. Unoka was Okonkwo’s father, of whom Okonkwo was so ashamed since childhood. By the standards of the clan, Unoka was a coward and a spendthrift. He never took a title in his life, he borrowed money from his clansmen, and he rarely repaid his debts. He never became a warrior because he feared the sight of blood. Moreover, he died of an abominable illness (maybe related to coffee). On the positive side, Unoka appeared to have been a talented musician and gentle, if idle. He may well have been a dreamer, ill-suited to the chauvinistic culture into which he was born. Orinda obviously did not deserve such a nickname but there must have been a good reason for the name.

Ngere High had what we referred to as Boma Leave. This was every Sunday Afternoon when students would be allowed to walk freely outside the school compound without any supervision. On one such Boma Leave, Odeny got hold of me and insisted that I wash his old button less shirts and zip less trousers together with those of his friends before I depart for the Boma Leave. I had planned to go home and talk to mom about a few things including additional pocket money. When I explained to Odeny why I had to go home, he gave me his horribly smelling sweaty hockey shoes as an imaginary handset to call my mom. He got hold of me and pushed the shoes across my face so as to suffocate me with the terrible smell while insisting that I talk. The laughter and joy expressed in the faces of his fellow form fours gave him more energy to bully me. Reporting such cases to the administration often landed junior students into even deeper problems. Form ones and twos had no voice as we were there “to be seen but not to be heard”.

I remember one day, Odeny committed some “crime” which warranted some sort of a showdown. Mr. Obunga, came to the evening assembly which was always held in front of the dining hall. “There is this fellow who insists on playing against the team every time. He’s a difficult person whom we would have loved to expel but we do not want to do that.” Ong’a thundered in his usual rough tone. Mr. Obunga would speak in thundering murmurs thus making us very attentive. The next thing I heard was a loud shout “Odeny, run to my office now! I said run!!” Obunga literally chased Odeny across the football pitch into his office leaving us guessing at what would happen to the poor bully. The bully did not return that night as he was beaten to a point where he couldn’t walk to the dorm. He slept in the staff room courtesy of the Deputy Principle. I managed to see him the following day slashing the grass on the hokey pitch. He could walk only with the support of the slasher. This made him more hardy as he was the only one in the school who was never scared by the presence of Ong’a.

Another silent bully was called James a.k.a Jemo. Jemo was everything and everywhere. He was a CU Secretary, a singer in the school church, a drumist, a preacher, name them. He liked giving some fake testimonies in Christian Union Rallies while clad in very new form one clothes. It was the in-thing for form fours to dress in form one clothes when going for any outing. James was the second person, after Odeny, to slap me. This fellow slapped me in a prayer meeting. My mistake – I touched an open electricity socket ‘knowingly’. He stopped praying, slapped me and went back to prayers as if he had done nothing at all. That was the last time I called him Brother James; I stopped looking up to him and I, together with Patrick Ogwari, started hatching plans of dethroning him from the leadership of CU. We later found out that he was not even interested in the “CU thing” in the first place.

I got a sigh of relieve one day when my other cousin Elly Masudi, who was then a very tough form four, came to my rescue. He took me from Ouko Omamo Dorm to Ayoki Mboya after very heated exchange with my Uncle Okoko. I stayed in that dorm peacefully until the Ouko Omamo Captain Complained to Mr. Obunga. They wanted their donkey back. I think it was a coincidence that when I was in Ouko Omamo, that dorm was always number one in cleanliness and when I went to Ayoki Mboya, I took the number one slot with me. The deputy decreed that anybody who had migrated to a dormitory not assigned to him at the time of his admission to return to his original dorm immediately. Even before I reached the dorm, somebody had already transferred my belonging back to Ouko Omamo.

This time round, I was a “son” of another fellow going by the nick name Mourice a.k.a Mori Dhano. I didn’t meet him face to face until after one week. Otherwise I could feel his presence, in the middle of the night, daily.

Yours in torture,

Migingo Awat

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